Oppositelock Isn't Going Anywhere

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 06/10/2016 at 16:07 • Filed to: Announcements, Oppositelock

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Much to the chagrin of passengers everywhere—whom I fully expect will cry at the bus station upon hearing this news— Oppositelock continues to exist today !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . And we’re not going anywhere.

That’s good news for you, our loyal base of 1.3 million global readers every month, because the Oppositelock staff as of late has been doing some of the very best work it has done all year—and ever.

From AMGtech’s explanation of the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! to Jon Millers’s call for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , we’ve been in force lately. That is not going to change—and we have a lot more in the pipeline.

As my colleagues at !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! so succinctly put it, you may continue your Friday as scheduled. We will be here, producing the content you enjoy with the quality you demand.

I can promise you that no matter what happens, our writers and editors will always deliver the no holds barred, access be damned brand of journalism you expect every single day.

Thank you for your continued support, and remember to drive like a champion every day.

BrtStlnd > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:10

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Damn

Jason Channell > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:11

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Good!

LamboLarz13 > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:11

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Thank you, I’ve been worried about this for the last few hours. I’d just been given permission to write in Oppo, and I really wanted to participate much more.

AntiSpeed > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:11

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Oppositelock has staff?

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:12

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And I’ll keep posting gifs and playing fantasy racing games!

For Sweden > AntiSpeed 06/10/2016 at 16:12

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In the philosophical sense, maybe?

extraspecialbitter > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:12

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CB > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:14

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But the real question is: is Party-vi still planning on bedicking all of my posts, and am I not in the bad books of the mods?

StingrayJake > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:15

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This was clearly written by Nick Denton, Texas. BURN IT DOWN!

chaozbandit > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:16

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I vote we celebrate this news by changing the logo (again).

For Sweden > CB 06/10/2016 at 16:16

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It wouldn’t be Oppo without the bedicking

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CB 06/10/2016 at 16:16

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‘Tis what Party-vi does best, so shall the bedicking continue.

For Sweden > chaozbandit 06/10/2016 at 16:16

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The Oppositelock Graphic Design Bureau is obscenely talented.

Patrick George > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:16

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I have not heard anything to the contrary, for what it’s worth. Stay gold, Oppo.

CB > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:17

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Thanks. I was worried for a second.

For Sweden > Patrick George 06/10/2016 at 16:17

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By Ernie’s grace we will be saved

505 - morphine not found > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:20

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I love you. And will happily oppo onwards and upwards.

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:23

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PUFFPOSITE LOCK

(Hey, tomorrow is my birthday.)

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 06/10/2016 at 16:24

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Look we just said we weren’t for sale

(I’ll pass that along to Dusty)

Party-vi > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:26

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I for one welcome our new Puffalump overlords.

Party-vi > AntiSpeed 06/10/2016 at 16:27

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I’ve give you a staff.

ifyouknowhatimean

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > AntiSpeed 06/10/2016 at 16:27

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Staph?

Urambo Tauro > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:30

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Hooray!

Let’s maintain that shoichiometric weird/automotive ratio that keeps Oppo running!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:34

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How about the legit orange one for old time’s sake.

Half the people on OPPO have never seen it.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CB 06/10/2016 at 16:34

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Party-vi has only one flavor-

SALTY

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:35

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Don’t worry I’ll be here reminding you all to drink delicious whiskey.

And reminding you Mercury existed.

Party-vi > CB 06/10/2016 at 16:39

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Captain of the Enterprise > Stef Schrader 06/10/2016 at 16:40

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Happy birthday!

EL_ULY > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 16:42

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CB > Party-vi 06/10/2016 at 16:53

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Damn, I wish I had Oppo mod powers.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Stef Schrader 06/10/2016 at 17:02

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I can get with this.

LongbowMkII > StingrayJake 06/10/2016 at 17:04

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That's much more of a Waco, Texas thing.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Party-vi 06/10/2016 at 17:30

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The bedicking will continue until morale improves

Party-vi > CB 06/10/2016 at 17:34

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You can’t handle the responsibility of dicks.

Funktheduck > Stef Schrader 06/10/2016 at 17:47

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Rally duck says happy birthday

Malanga > AntiSpeed 06/10/2016 at 18:08

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I definitely have staph though

Hot Takes Salesman > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 18:37

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And obscenely underused for actually good banners

Like what the fuck is our current one

Dusty Ventures > Hot Takes Salesman 06/10/2016 at 18:44

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Hot Takes Salesman > Dusty Ventures 06/10/2016 at 18:47

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Wow, that's cool

JRapp: now as good as new again > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 19:36

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That’s good to hear.

Guess I won’t be needing this then:

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Patrick George 06/10/2016 at 20:49

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Wait will we finally need a Jalopnik Gold membership to get to Oppo?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > AntiSpeed 06/10/2016 at 22:51

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I totally get paid for my contributions. Don’t you?

wafflesnfalafel > For Sweden 06/10/2016 at 23:11

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When do we start getting gub’mnt bail out money?